You think you have it bad? I’m from Texas and can’t afford to leave!
You think you have it bad? I’m from Texas and can’t afford to leave!
They looked at USA’s ongoing dumpster fire to the south and said “that looks nice and warm.”
Have you ever met a toddler? Try doing peekaboo 4 times with a 3-year-old and then tell them you’re bored. Unless you’re willing to deal with screams for 16 hours, you’re only about 996 peekaboos away from a satisfied toddler.
Locking an iphone for only 10 years sounds like a toddler with a short attention span.
How do they even afford to eat???
And when you do die, you won’t see it coming!
I really don’t wanna upvote this, but I can’t not
I already didn’t!
Engineer: I created new technology that can make us rich beyond our wildest dreams because of the number of people it’ll benefit!
Billionaires: Let’s tweak that a little. I’d rather decide who has to be poor
Don’t say “no” just because it hasn’t worked yet!
Be bold! Be daring!
Stomp on a CEO’s crotch!
Define “unqualified.”
Like, unqualified to even build a see-saw for a public playground? Agreed
Unqualified to work for Boeing? Highly debatable at this point
Can we please instate a corporate death penalty? And some sort of persona non grata for executives who contributed to the condemnable behavior?
Also, new rule: if the sum of pay and benefits for a company’s C-suite and stock buybacks is greater than the sum of the pay for your non-contractor employees then all the stocks bought back must be transferred to your employees and contractors.
Nope, I think Elon is really onto something. Woke schools means we can’t go to space anymore!
LOOK WHAT WE MADE HIM DO!!!
Sounds like my old Ulefone! I once dropped it while getting out of my car and it put a 1.5" diameter dent in the door frame.
The Germans will be furious
Wow, that’s a great fucking read!
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
Giuliani is still confused why Trump likes looking into the shiny blank glass. Also why garlic makes him bleed