

Did you read the article? I’m guessing not, because you’d have read this part
… and a “5400 RPM Class” Western Digital Red—which, as tested by audio spectral analysis, actually spins at 7,200rpm
or followed the link to the original investigation and seen this part:
Known “5400RPM Class”=7200RPM drives: …
WD80EZAZ-11TDBA0 (WD MyBook 8TB)
WD80EFAX (WD Red Plus 8TB)
WD100EFAX/WD101EFAX (WD Red Plus 10TB)
[WD80EFZX? (old WD Red 8TB)]

odroid or minisforum. Good luck though, prices are horrid right now thanks to unhinged AI tech bros.
Better to take up a new hobby like woodworking