blatantly false advertising.

SEC is neutered, what makes you think anyone in charge of advertising rules hasn’t been replaced by a 17 year old called Goebbels Gobbler or something with a DOGE laptop.

I mean… how else do they get funded? Someones payin’ for those studies.

Companies have directors and shareholders. They live somewhere.

facepalm

yes, that’s my point, because the devices can’t be trusted to firewall themselves.

If its not on-prem assume the CIA can read it.

These aren’t systems for secrets, its for boring business software so I just don’t care.

yaaay so the default is my 2030 smart toaster is gonna be on a botnet

NAT is a blessing protecting the consumer from neglegent manufacturers

Torch it. Torch it before its too late.

I’ve been in the cloud space so long that I’m like “vnc what the fuuuuck” while I dick about with cloudinit

The firewall is the security feature.

Mmm whole new class of bugs and vulns being introduced in one statement.

Now my 3d printer needs its firewall babysat. So does my smart fan. Excellent idea.

Homes and businesses should be islands.

Stop talking. Prompting isn’t working. I know, because I do it all day.

Everyone should just stop talking about it at this point and only look at the quality of their output. If you’re AI-assisted and your shit still sucks then that’s just you sucking shit.

America is a terrorist nation and if you can’t see it… I dunno what to tell you, man.

therapist: the mimo spider can’t get you

the mimo spider:

Where are the dividends in that? Buy our new stick.

Yeah that one is fairly hideous. Why can’t they just use a product shot?

While it has been deminishing, its still 750TWh.

Still some third world shit tho. Look at that gas go brr.

soon?