Now we just need to nuke them all from orbit and move to a better transit world.

This is the first one: https://youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04

Links to this alt channel and the second in that series should be included in that video.

Just miss the jazz outro with the flubs and snarky captions.

And this is the short version!

With powdered dish soap, not that pod shit.

With too much fucking money.

Ugh, enough about the cybertruck!

Fuck TurboTax, fuck H$R Block

Texas has plenty of rain and car washes. This is just bad overall design.

Maybe she’s a bitch.

At what age? 6? Sure.

16? 13? Less likely that it’s “in their best interest”, because they’re now dealing with those physical and psychological changes that are very much in line with the content of porn.

Just like TV, movies, video games, books, and other forms of fantasy / entertainment, parents need to be involved, have earnest communication with, and provide education for, their kids about the porn they will be consuming.

But “porn is icky”, so they won’t.