And he’s also going to tell Trump to fly a kite. They can go together and make a day of it. They’ll laugh and bond and throw rocks at minorities. It’ll be a grand occasion!

“Open source seeds”

The future is fucking bonkers, man

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“The best way to get high quality dental coverage is with money, and the best way to make money is by investing that money in oil & gas, so we’re going to take the dental money and invest it in private oil & gas.”

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“…”

“The money is for dentistry, right?”

“… the best way to get high quality dental coverage is with money, and the best way…”

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Even with those precautions, I wouldn’t characterize it as SUPER affordable. At least closer to a fair trade

I pause videos to read what’s on screen.

The add on I need is to automatically send the advertiser a message telling them I’m boycotting their product due to their participation in increasingly shitty advertising.

Theft is up? Raise prices to compensate.

Increased headwind on distribution trucks? Raise prices to compensate.

Mars is in retrograde? Raise prices to compensate.

Supply stabilized and reduced our costs on goods? Raise prices to compensate.

Its not exactly a threat if you’re going to do it anyway!

Remember that time there was a 95% tax bracket and civilization stopped because no one had an incentive to produce goods, offer services, and innovate technologies?

Me neither.

The rich want dictionary definition fair?

How about everyone pays taxes until everyone has the same remaining wealth?

Want to pay less in taxes? Lower your prices. Give to charity. Buy the lower 40% homes and just give them to them so now they’re forced to pay more taxes.

No, the rich want fair to mean everyone owes the same dollar value in taxes, and if that’s more than the bottom 40% can afford, their private bank will loan them some money.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

When the big corpos retaliate with higher prices, it’s just lower income taxes with extra steps.

Don’t forget to pair taxes on the wealthy with regulations. Make number go up is literally their only goal & they don’t hesitate to step on your grandma to do it.

BUT saying “we can do more” in no way means we should do it all or do nothing. I’m sure you agree with that, but this type of statement has the feel of “the carbon tax is pointless, let’s not do it”

“We’re not price gouging, it’s the weather! Can’t blame us for the weather…”

I couldn’t care less about which mode we’re on. It’s like debating if we should remain sitting down or standing up to avoid getting punched in the face or the dick. Just stop fucking hitting us!

You’re 100% right, and I expect the road damage tax to be fully implemented for all vehicles next year.

What’s that? Subsidies for single driver commuter trucks to offset their $150 fill ups? Coal-Roll Rebate? Open Trash Fire Grant? That’s just a sneak peak of Danielle Smith’s next goals!

The year is 6000BCE. Time traveling Danielle Smith rallies against planting farms to preserve natural beauty. Insists hunting is a much more practical food source and will continue to serve humanity’s needs indefinitely.

They’re against it because the Liberal Federal government is proposing it.

Don’t you remember when all cars were banned when seatbelts were made mandatory?

Typical government overreach!