Waiting for “Stop the nukes” to be added to his list of single-syllable talking points…

Cool! her ex owns 25% of your house. That’s very generous of you.

I’d settle for my provincial government not actively fucking over health care, ripping up contracts with doctors, and then wondering where all the doctors went…

Travel mugs are a thing, and they don’t come with paper lids.

you know what’s REALLY wild? When I was a kid, there were roughly 4.5 billion people to feed every day. I’m not that old, but the global population has doubled in my lifetime. Crazy.

so… “this is good for both countries and will be an important part of Ukraine’s recovery, but I will vote against it because I can’t go on record voting for anything that mentions the magic words ‘carbon pricing’. sorry. would have loved to help, but CARBON!”

I assume the same “pristine viewscapes” bullshit will apply to oil & gas and coal mines etc. (of course it won’t)