here in the US

Rest of the World: Sweet as. More for us.

No. Did you read step one?

That’s a easy solution, here are the steps:

Step 1: Do not purchase a smart TV

Step 2: Yay, you did it! You did all the steps. 🥳

Edit: People are missing the point. This is a joke.

Here’s another joke: It’s a pity that a TV is a necessary item to live.

“Line go up” is the animating force of the age the rich and powerful, the critical philosophical principal around which our entire society their lives is are arranged.

I choose not to confuse their values as mine or that of my community.

Wake me up when the fines overshadow the profits.

Using Twitter was the mistake.

Hey! That’s “Mr Moron” to you.

Trying to solve a hardware problem with a software solution. Where have I seen that before?

Boeing lurking in the shadows

He sues the agency to tie everything up in the courts. It’s a power move that only the wealthy can do.

Do they have offices in Russia?

Are you implying that if my office isn’t in a certain country, that means my software doesn’t have to obey that country’s regulatory agencies?

What year is it? The 737 Max was a certified death trap since 2018.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneuvering_Characteristics_Augmentation_System

Source for the curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz5i171h_no

Is it stamped on their heads that they are neo Nazis

You’re right, sometimes it’s hard to tell, especially when you can’t see their foreheads. How else are we supposed to know?

How was Dave and his managers supposed to know that Amazon is a terrible company?

How

were

they

supposed

to

know?

/s

You can’t blame Dave then.

If his manager set up a performance for neo-Nazis, you don’t think Dave still has a say?

Dave: “Oh no, my manager set up that performance for the group of sex offenders. You can’t blame me, I just play in the band.”

Please.

Dave will have a manager that knows this stuff. Do you think Dave does all the administration that is required to set up a concert? The guy probably has a team of people. There is no way that they didn’t know. Amazon has a public reputation.

Essentially, if you’re nice enough you’re allowed to do something bad once in a while.

It doesn’t make sense.

Ah the ol’ “If I didn’t accept the money to do something unethical, then someone else would have done it.” argument.

Always has been.

Cue the left-wingers being rage-baited about the right wingers protesting the new “woke” leaf blowers.

All the while the leaf blower manufacturer is getting free publicity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06yy88tLWlg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

“Those aren’t remakes, they’re completely different games.”