Some of us tried. I just hope that when it does crash, It doesn’t take the Great White North with it. I am on the west coast, maybe we can join Canada while the fascist idiots aren’t looking.

I would like to apologize to my Canadian friends, some of us are trying to stop this. I hope you guys can get through this okay. The America I grew up in seems to have spun so wildly off the rails, that I now consider us a wrecking ball to the rest of the free world.

Can we invite the Canadians to come burn the White House again?