Tell me you didn’t read the article without telling me you didn’t read the article…

🎶🎶oh, the pirate’s life’s for me🎶🎶

McDonald’s™ I’m loving it!

Keep track of his every move just so we know he isn’t breaking the law

Bahaha small libertarian state my ass. It’s called a $1 tax

The only government that works for the people is a government that is afraid of the people