They don’t install those in new cars, you need one made in the ol’factory.

I don’t think you understand snark whatsoever, or you’d know better than to post nonsense like this.

Like a casting reject for ‘Adult Milhouse’ in a live action Simpsons movie (for which the role, had he got it, would have all of 2 seconds of screen time and no spoken dialogue because have you heard that motherfucker try to speak?).

They already need to rebuild (checks notes…) all of LA. This year’s wildfire season should be interesting…

I absolutely do not need a professor to answer this question. Also what the actual fuck kind of response is “we should be skeptical”. Is this the headline for an article in “‘Duh’ weekly” or something? Well, No shit Dr. Empiricism; of course we should. Boycott that shit into oblivion.

This is why when people discuss this subject, and use terms like “we need to”, a big part of me knows it’s just that they “want to”. A huge chunk of what we feel is necessity is, at best, “comfort subsidies” for our cushy lifestyles (and lest I be accused of tone deafness, I mean cushy in comparison to those in the developing countries you mentioned. “Less polluted and oppressed for the comfort of others” cushy). While it’s true that too much change too soon means lots of people starve, I don’t really think we actually know what we need.

Sorry but isn’t this the inevitable result of the words and ideals he and other conservative flatulence mouthpieces keep off-gassing? Don’t words mean things, and don’t those things imply concrete action or intent? Maybe we should have been hearing the intent.

Personally, I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Yep but contains 100% more inner monologue than would ever be recorded in the slow, tremulous sine wave that is Trump’s EEG.

Of course you would! As an Americant, we are well acquainted with the scales you things use to impart value on the universe. We all know it’s dollars. We know you’re a shallow, transactional thing who has no capacity for self-reflection or any internal state other than “ME WANT MORE STUFF”. It’s trite, boring, predictable and consistent with my beliefs that you’re a weird, big-forehead-having subspecies (heavy emphasis on sub here). Homo sapiens americantus: the fail ape.

Very true, and also a valid point. I think they’d have a hard time concealing their intent in advance, either through a hamfisted Freudian slippage (fucking QED amirite?) or just too much info too hard to hide. A truly effective surprise strike would come without warning, mid-whatever-reality-show the placated population is bringing on.

I have lots of problems with that. I don’t want anything to do with any of you fuckhole Americants. We don’t fucking need you, but you asswipes just can’t go a day without trying to take what’s not fucking yours, you fucking kleptos.

Fuck all the way off, and once there, eat every bag of dicks.

This is SUCH an important point. The biggest and most painful band aid that needs to be pulled off is the cultural one. Our collective cultural identity has been steadily, gradually eroded by the loud, brash braying that the asses to the south continually emit day in day out. If it’s not clear to us by now, Americants don’t view anyone outside of their bubble as real people, or anything beyond a thing to be exploited. A means to their end.

The crucial realization though is that they absolutely depend on the their cultural exports to validate and legitimize their global behavior. A product and service boycott is good. A global cultural boycott that utterly repudiates their entire way of life is what’s required though.

Talk about incentivizing us to make even more impactful kill switches!

They left out the Trelon administration.

cooking-phasers

baconaxe

foot-therapy

Are my current guys.

Have you considered what drinking from that well is doing to your mental gut flora?

Wait, google does searches now too? Wow they have a service for everything.

Uh…the “badge of honor” would have been quitting back during api-gate and not looking back. Getting banned now just means one participated after that time, providing spez with traffic and value, and helped normalize the behaviour that is only just now a bridge too far.

Today, a ban is the “conciliatory prize of not thinking ahead”.

Spoken like someone from the very very shallowest side of the gene pool. You’re a mouth and an anus and not much else.

You can have THREE!!