The only reason I say a screen is that cars with a screen always have GPS connectivity. So either you buy a base model early 2010s car without it, or you get something older. Because then, it you’re truly concerned about being tracked you can leave your phone at home. Plus, no Internet or satellite connectivity means it can’t be remotely shut down. Of course, you’d want to buy it cash so the dealership or finance company aren’t tracking you for repossession purposes.

Oh, it is. Best bet is to never have anything new enough to have a screen.

I don’t have a book store or appliance repair shop in my town.

That’s boring

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He’s a very naughty boy!

I don’t know if it still applies, but back in 2008 when I still lived near one a double-double and fries was only a dollar or two more than a double quarter meal at McDonald’s.

If we know that, so do they. If intergalactic travel is no different to them than driving across town is to you and me, why wouldn’t they?

To study us. You might as well ask why scientists bring wild animals in to study.

We never should have let that horse into the hospital.

And not a one of them looks in the least bit imposing. Do you think they go home at night, look in the mirror, and feel inadequate? I bet they do.

Random official: Mr President, you fucked something up.

President Trump: Quick! Rename something!

I doubt it. Nobody who cares about what they’d have to say actually reads books, and they wouldn’t be able to afford a ghost writer anyway.

There’d have to be some sort of stipulation that made it so nobody could do that. I don’t know how you’d do that, but it could probably be done. Are there any laws that prevent people convicted of fraud from doing the same thing again? Maybe something like that.

I would love to see them roofing houses or working in a foundry. Hell, even seeing them trying to be a janitor or something.

Could you imagine Elon Musk running a fryer or injection mold for 8 hours? Who am I kidding? he’d never pass the piss test required to run the injection mold.

Better yet, seize their assets and make them try to make a go at it as a regular person.

Not to be argumentative or anything like that, just wanted to state that I used to have a job where we worked 4 tens and I loved it. Two more hours a day kinda sucked, but having a 3 day weekend every week was nice. Granted, 4 8s would be better if I still made the same money every week.

It must be. Because these weird fuckers don’t even seem to have hobbies.

That’s actually pretty interesting. I only knew him for those old RonCo infomercials.

I ain’t sure they’re even in the same league as Ron Popeil.